These ads are brilliant. They were made for the Beijing Olympics and became popular in China. Do you think that maybe it was enhanced sexual excitement that made the Chinese score the most gold medals? :)

I saw the movie Sweeney Todd yesterday. In it London is portrayed as a very dirty and dusty place. At the time people wore wigs a lot. If London was a dirty and dusty place and people carried a lot of hair on their head, real or wigged, then why was not anyone scratching their head at all in the movie? Why is London portrayed as a very dusty and filthy place in movies but you never see the British scratching their heads? Is it in the shampoo they use? :) (read more)

Having grown up in the Swiss slums a married man will do anything to escape the harshness of his life. Married with three children he leaves his family to work as special representative in crisis zones in India. When all the poverty and dirt of Mumbai won't be enough to bring him redemption, Sgarbi will seek love. Pure, romantic, untainted love. His fortunes change when he meets Susanne Klatten, a generous $13.2 billion sexless blonde who falls victim to Sgarbi's most innocent instincts and his new passion for photography. Be sure to see this $60 million epic film production directed by life itself. Critics say it'll definitely change your views on the cost of love, romance and amateur photography. Coming soon to a theater near You! :) (read more)

Next time you are with your friends try playing the game of female will. It's fun and very insightful. The game is all about answering honesty to this question. If you pass away, which one of your close friends would you entrust your girlfriend to start a relationship with?

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...

http://www.controlyourcredit.gov

If only those who score high in the game could claim their portion of the $700bn bailout plan...Americans love games but when will they stop playing and deal with the crisis seriously?

Don't get too greedy fellow cyber pirates! if you download too many "bites" your protection might break and a new virus will be conceived inside your laptop...whoever thought this has a nice sense of humor for sure. if he didn't have it, it means he has either no idea about computers or never seen a condom before but it can't be both otherwise he wouldn't have made the connection :) (read more)

Hmmm, what shall we do with the financial so-called Toxic Assets?

a) bury them?
b) send them to space?
c) re-cycle them?
d) derive them?
e) re-rederive them?

Well!

Ok, a few hints before you make your pick (read more)

For those people that take the word of the Bible literally, I think they should be wearing a leaf for underwear. It must be one of the oldest fashion statements we have in writing. No offense to people who believe strongly in the Bible, but if you do shouldn't you be looking for that Adam and Eve underwear? (read more)

If she's drop-dead gorgeous but not your girlfriend full transparency exposing all her beauty is a must. If she's beautiful but also your girlfriend full transparency is to be avoided, full-view gets corrupted and you start looking for cover...the first case of full transparency causes corruption in others, the second case of no transparency causes no corruption at all...how is that possible without the theory of relativity? what's pleasurable to watch is sought or avoided depending on the circumstances..the "closer" a beautiful body is to you the more you'll hide it from public view, the further away it is the more transparent and sought-after its observation of it becomes... (read more)

If Susanne Klatten is worth $13.2 billion, shouldn't Sgarbi have asked for at least $1 billion? That's about 10% when the tip at a restaurant in the US is normally between 15-20%. With the global economic crisis in full swing, I'd say $2-$3 billion would have been the right amount. The $60 million seemed suspiciously low and probably that's why the short-cut heiress reported him to the police. Something wasn't making sense. $60 million? Come on people get serious, this is a Real economic crisis to be blackmailing at the low end!! What kind of example do we set for our children, the Somali pirates and others here? Seriously now don't You think...