I wonder if women in a bar would be impressed by such skill! Imagine she asks you to borrow your lighter and all you have to do is open your mouth and blow...fire in her cigarette! :)

People whose mouth smells bad are usually not aware of it and do nothing about it. What if watches or cell phones came with a bad-smell-detect service? When you lift your hand to check the time and breathe out then depending on the state of your breadth the color of the screen can change. If it turns red keep your mouth shut and go to the doctor, if orange go brush your teeth, if yellow get a gum and if green it's ok to kiss

burn no more - either a thermometer sticker/magnet or a cup with a thermometer can save your mouth/lips from burns. i always burn the roof of my mouth, tongue and lips with morning coffee or tea... if i do this repeatedly, i'm worried it could lead to cancer, so, would be great to have a cup that tells the optimal temperature to drink w/o getting burns - sort of like the mood-ring

How about this for a new gum product. A gum that produces the opposite taste in the mouth. Did you eat something too salty you're about to throw up? Even if you drink water you'll still have a nasty feeling. Chew the opposite-taste gum which detects saltiness and reverses the taste in your mouth to something sweet. Ate something too hot and chilly? The gum leaves a cool feeling. Its flavor stays neutral, it'll be like a pill to have in your wallet in case of emergency. Restaurants and shops that usually have regular candies by the entrance should stock them too.

Have you ever thought why we wipe our mouth with napkins but our asses with "toilet" paper? In my view, this is serious tissue discrimination. Both should be called napkins and to distinguish between the two, the words mouth or ass should be added respectively, and respectfully. Wiping an ass with a napkin sounds more politically correct and respectful than wiping it with "toilet" paper. The tissue is not the issue. The issue is being fair to all tissue even if the ass one is of "toilet" paper quality. Our bums will feel better when they hear a napkin is about to wipe them off. Yes, I do believe our asses can feel and I also think calling toilet paper ass napkins shows respect for our bums' feelings. I implore you to take calling toilet paper a napkin seriously as this is also your arse we're talking about, sound nice to it... (read more)

Orangutans can mimic facial expressions, but does an open mouth mean that they laugh like humans do? Or are they simply yawning? I think animals laugh same way they can cry or howl. If your pet doesn't, it's your jokes, stupid!

why are so many opera singers big and fat? does it help their singing or is it a coincidence? I don't know if it helps with the singing or whether it has to do with keeping one's mouth open for too long that it leads to the habit of taking big mouthfuls. I can see though how a big fat tummy can develop if diet can't be controlled. perhaps an unintended consequence of opera singing?

I ordered a cappuccino at Starbucks the other day and the guy asked me what cup I wanted in: small, medium, large, big, tall, extra tall. Well none of the cups are really meant for cappuccino. They are all narrow and slender and the foam on the top is so thick, that you get a lot of foam on your mouth before you can get to the coffee. Why don't they just make low and wide plastic cup for cappuccinos? That's how they usually serve a cappuccino.

Do you let your girlfriend put it on for you? Or do you prefer to do it yourself? I personally enjoy when my girlfriend puts it on for me. I don't like it so much when she uses her hands or mouth though, I prefer that she uses her feet to do it. It's more exciting. Last night I tried a new approach. Instead of her putting it on for me, I did it. I placed the condom inside her using my finger, laid it out and then I slowly came in till the condom was firmly attached around my penis. We both enjoyed it this way. What other ways can there be? What's your experience?

Smoking can cause lung cancer but can also protect the gum in your mouth. To be correct, it can help preserve it. Salting, pickling and smoking are ways to preserve food. If you smoke for years and quit suddenly, your gum condition will begin deteriorating much faster. Why aren't the healthy effects of smoking also advertised so that people can trade risks? Do you know of any other positive health effects from smoke?