Cast your penis and balls into a dildo and customize your lover's every day adult toy into the real thing. If you're size small, keep it small. Don't ask your 'sculptor' to extend it or your lover might prefer it to the real one. If you keep a collection of all your ex-lover's toy clones, don't tell your current lover they are made after a real thing, or jealousy will turn him or her against your using it :)

Just found this article online. I'm a cookie lover. It was impossible not to share :)

http://www.kpho.com/health/10932695/detail.html

Are you a coffee lover? Here's a recipe for you.
Add Ground pepper in the coffee filter before adding the coffee. Then add just a touch of saffron in the carafe. Final Step. Taste it ! :)

If you are an espresso lover you will love this one. Try adding a small piece of lemon peel to your espresso. It is supposed to help infuse the flavor of coffee. You are not actually adding any juice, so the espresso just has a tint of this extra aromatic flavor. I had this at a Brazilian restaurant the other day and it works great. Suppossingly they do in Italy too but no one I know drinks espresso like that. What do you think? (read more)

What about using coffee as fertilizer for flowers? Take the filter paper out of the coffee machine and place it in your flower pot.

Used coffee makes good fertilizer. Depending on the plants you have, coffee can help the colors of your flower look more vibrant. (read more)

I just thought of a ring that can be custom-made to contract and tighten in your finger in the same rhythm, timing and intensity as your lover's vagina muscles do. Assuming it's possible to store in memory and replicate vaginal undulations and create the ring, what do you think of it? Is it too pervert a gadget? Will it sell only as a prank-ring? Can it enhance sex drives if worn regularly? In a prank store it can sell under the name 'The Lord of the Rings'. In Tiffanny's it can take a more descriptive name, e.g. 'Tightania' with the word tight alluding to how the mechanism of the ring works :)

I read somewhere that concerned CIA officials have created a new organization called People for the Ethical Treatment of Americans (PETA). Throughout the world, incidents of mistreatment of Americans have been increasing at an alarming rate. Founded after 9/11, PETA operates under the basic principle that Americans are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment without their consent. Then I was reminded of this video I had seen a few years ago. (read more)

Cheating has plagued love lives for generations. Sometimes, one never finds out about an affair a girlfriend has had. However, there are certain signs which might give one a clue as to whether (and exactly to what limit) the girlfriend is cheating.

The first sign of infidelity by a girlfriend in a relationship is her general disinterest in anything that the two enjoyed doing together previously. Sometimes this disinterest is blatant. For example, if a couple watches a movie together, and afterwards she can’t remember anything about the movie, then she might be deeply distracted by something. This disinterest then might graduate into a series of unexplained cancellations of plans. (read more)

When slurping down there tastes sour or salty, would you consider suggesting to your partner adding a few drops of sugar, or perhaps honey/syrup? A bit of dilemma when it comes to artificial sweeteners or sugar substitutes. A, They might cause cancer so why take risks with your health? But B as it may, why Not perform at the peak of your Latin lover skills? Aspartame, Neotame, Alitame, Dulcin, Glucin, Miraculin Sucralosa, Lactimosa... (read more)