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Are you old, horny and retired? Then how about becoming a porn star? If porn retirement becomes the new trend and if scientists prove that it prolongs life, most people will be too impatient to retire. This way older people will be able to afford a good pension on their own and also help solve problems of demographic decline. Funny and alternative but definitely a great way to retire especially if you didn't have enough sex when you were young!! One more thing. If you were not good-looking or handsome when you were young it doesn't matter when you are old, old age makes your good looks (and not only) fade or shrink anyway... (read more)
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It wasn't my father nor my mother. It wasn't my teacher at school either. Some friends talked about it at school because they never had it, actually it's better to describe it as joking about something we knew nothing about. And my first girlfriend learned about it the hard way in the abortion clinic. That's not how I wish now I had learned about it then. I do agree we should talk more about sex to our children, it's a pity and tragedy that we don't do more of it in this country yet we show so much of it in movies and ads (read more)
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What if it was required for any student of international relations to have sex with a minimum of one man/woman from every country? With approximately 190 countries in the world, a 4 year degree takes 1460 days to complete which allows, on average, 7 days to enjoy a close and intimate relationship with a foreign partner. (read more)
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Studies show that, on average, women live more years than men. If you're a man desperate to live more years would you consider a sex change?
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Is this carpet sex-friendly? I am sure most people never ask that question when they buy a carpet for their homes. But that's a mistake I think. Imagine you enjoy having sex on the floor. You might realize that what looks good to the eye, doesn't feel right. The texture is rough, the surface hard, it bruises the skin and leaves marks. A new concept in designing carpets that considers people and Especially women who enjoy sex on the floor would be a great new idea in the carpets market. The concept is to make carpets that are soft and gentle to a woman's skin and slide and stretch with the rhythm to avoid creating bumps. Rugged Sex in his place, YES! But be treated like a pet by your man's carpet...
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When it's hot we wear less clothes which suggests the opportunities for exhibiting our bodies and getting aroused as a result are plenty more than in winter when the weather's cold and we cover ourselves up in more layers. When it's cold, however, we spend more time indoors and in order to keep warm in bed we wrab against each other more, thus increasing body to body contact and friction. With that in mind, if you were asked to make an educated guess on when people have more sex, what would your answer be?
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It is so simple and easy to try that when I tell people about it they usually find it a good idea. I haven't run a poll on it but I bet most people either never do it because they haven't thought of it or forget/can't be bothered to do it. Let's see.
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Sarkozy had promised the French people that, unlike Francois Miteran and Jacques Chirac, he won't keep his health a state secret. Details of his medical exams and checkups would be made public. When he fainted while jogging and ushered to hospital, Sarkozy kept his word and announced the details of his heart malfunction. That was the honest thing to do. Perhaps too honest. Here's what I'm thinking. Would Sarkozy exhibit the same amount of honesty if his heart failed him during sex with Carla Bruni? Even if he wanted to be totally honest about it, would the French people want to know that their President's heart failed during sex? Here's why I am not so convinced that the full details of the incident would come out. (read more)
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That's possible, right? If his performance was good enough to earn him $12.5 million, why not 60? But maybe he wasn't That good and had hard time getting an FDS (Fuck Default Swap). A $60 million fuck is a Big Fuck to insure you know. I think we should keep an open mind and accept that this exact same thought might have also crossed Susanne Klatten's body and mind before she reported him to the police. I thus propose a Gigolo training and evaluation center whereby all aspiring Gigolos can get tested to learn their true worth before they make unrealistic demands and end up in jail. The difficulty will be stuffing the center, a lot of female volunteers will be needed. Any women NOT willing to sign up for this? Please make your wish known here :))
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