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Imagine celebrities use humor when they expose their nice big curves. One way is to wear a hands-grabbing bra and 'carve' funny-text on the exposed part. If the text asks for donation to a charity, that's a different new way to raise money for a good cause and mix business with pleasure! :)

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There certainly is an area in the private lifestyle habits of the West that no Chinese or Western adult entrepreneur has yet bothered to finger a bit deeper for mutual benefit and profit. We all know that use of artificial lubrication in adult movies is becoming a rarity. Spitting saliva is nature's cheap and dirty substitute in endless supply. Browsing online, we witness its becoming the preferred choice for most adult industry professionals and amateurs. Incidentally, that's one thing the Chinese people do very well. Spitting nasty, rude, filthy and dirty and doing so in public with furious zeal and great enthusiasm since Mao's Cultural Revolution. (read more)

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At a bachelorette party I found myself wondering why girls have to drink out of penis straws and wear penis necklaces but not the other way around. I would love to see a guy wear a vagina necklace and drink out of a clitoris straw. I had no idea they existed until I turned Google Safe Search off and discovered them. The real world out there seems to be way more sophisticated than I could imagine. The good news is I don't have to invent my imagination to experience it. It's already been invented for me.

know when a woman fakes her orgasm, would you really want to learn how?? What's more important to you? What people want you to think? Or what they really think?

For me, it depends on how well the woman can fake her orgasm. Think about it this way. (read more)

Cast your penis and balls into a dildo and customize your lover's every day adult toy into the real thing. If you're size small, keep it small. Don't ask your 'sculptor' to extend it or your lover might prefer it to the real one. If you keep a collection of all your ex-lover's toy clones, don't tell your current lover they are made after a real thing, or jealousy will turn him or her against your using it :)

How do you feel when you're watching a movie with your parents and there is a well-acted sex scene in it? Do you react to it by saying something about it or feel weird and say nothing hoping that your parents won't say anything about it either? It's just no fun for anybody to say anything, isn't it?

I just thought of a ring that can be custom-made to contract and tighten in your finger in the same rhythm, timing and intensity as your lover's vagina muscles do. Assuming it's possible to store in memory and replicate vaginal undulations and create the ring, what do you think of it? Is it too pervert a gadget? Will it sell only as a prank-ring? Can it enhance sex drives if worn regularly? In a prank store it can sell under the name 'The Lord of the Rings'. In Tiffanny's it can take a more descriptive name, e.g. 'Tightania' with the word tight alluding to how the mechanism of the ring works :)