How about counterbalancing April Fools Day by having another day where everyone is totally serious? People can plan that day for marriage proposals, to fire people at work, to conceive a child on, to find out about their terminal illnesses, to start wars, to break up, to get piercings, to get in a car accident, and all that other serious stuff. Think it will work? A little scary to have a day like that?

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

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i tried it once as a prank at school with my friends and it worked. we set up this guy and girl on a date but told them each that the other person has a slight hearing problem so they need to talk at least 10% louder than usual to be heard. end result? they hated having met each other. the funniest part though was that each one believed in the end that the other person had a hearing problem when that was not the case. when the guy wanted to join the school choir she was so against this on the grounds he couldn't hear a damn thing..lol

thinking of a mirror that saves your facial expressions, uses artificial intelligence to play them back and makes your idol interact with you or your guests...mirror, mirror who is the most beautiful of them all? :)

..would it make a vaccuum in your tummy??

A friend sent me links to a couple of funny videos that would not "hurt" to watch. Basically, they setup a scenario where a new instructor arrives at a high school to teach basic gymnastics. The director of the school and the students are actors and one of the students, Nazareno, always gets hurts when he does the exercises. The instructor of course does not now anything and he thinks this is for real. Then the director comes and yells at him for not doing a serious job and letting the kids get hurt. (read more)

i'm definitely one of those people who forget money in their pant pockets very often and before i know it the money's put in the laundry and gets laundered!! that's not bad when i earn it under the table but these days i still work in the pay-your-taxes economy so when i put decent money in the laundry it gets destroyed. so my girlfriend suggested that since there is nothing more she can do with my faulty memory she'll buy me bills that are water-proof and detergent-resistant. i initially liked her idea so i kept going and told her she worries too much i'll go back to earning money that Needs laundering. interesting what silly topics you get to think and talk with your girlfriend sometimes. water-proof money, yeah right! :)

a paraglider with a unicycle as its seat so that you can pedal with your legs as you fly. from down below, if you crop the parachute part on the video, it will give the impression that you are cycling on the air and that you are flying using your legs only :D

I always have these great ideas to freak people out and amuse myself, but I don't ever actually have the balls to do it.

So anyways...this morning I was doing my weekend jog w/ my friend (jogged 18 min then 5.5, woohoo!) and we had several cars of guys slow down to yell things out the window at us. This is not uncommon, but its just so weird. Because seriously? This is when you want to yell out at a girl? When she's sweaty and gross and up at the ass crack of dawn (or like, 10am, whatevs) to jog? But you know they aren't really hitting on you. They're bored and trying to be funny. (read more)