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I'm telling you this on the strictest confidence and not at all in the hope of getting any venture capital out of you. Though if you did want to invest in this brilliant idea, I can guarantee you a return of at least 1 million by this time next year.

What idea? Well, I was sitting in London with some of my co-workers, and the women were explaining how little walking around they would be doing on account of wearing heels. I asked why they didn't take a pair of flats for later in the evening, and together we developed the idea of the collapsible heel. Stick with this cos it's brilliant: After a bit of swanning around at a wedding or other 'event', when a woman feels her bunions aching and the onset of blisters, if she is wearing a pair of my Patent Collapsible Heel Shoes, she can merely untelescope the heel, unclip the hinged sole retaining flanges and realign the reticulating splines and hey presto, she's wearing flats!!! Whaddaya think?

1. A selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

2. A person who doesn't have to leave a party just when he starts to have a good time.

3. A man who missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.

then why when I look in the mirror I don't see any beauty? are some people never to see themselves as beautiful? every time I look in the mirror I am a objective about what I see. some people will never be beautiful and must accept the fact that when face the mirror they face the truth. it is not true that ugly people like to look themselves in the mirror. but you must know you are ugly. like me.

start with your boobs kelly. no one will hire you in this condition. you also printed the resume on the wrong side. in your condition, the cover letter should have gone in the front and the resume in the back. now it attracts too much attention to your weak points as a candidate. although it seems you also need some bum fixing too. a quick way to lessen the damage in the front is to wear the t-shirt back to front. follow my advice if you don't want to blow your job chances away

I was chatting recently with a very good friend of mine and she mentioned teasing me that beer would make me flirting smoother.Do you agree that alcohol makes us better lovers???Please comment...

How about a same-day divorce service for marriages that are not contracted on a fixed-term basis? The application could be made online and the divorce issued instantly even if both parties do not consent to it. Whatever disputes the couple might have (money, children custody etc) they can be resolved in the court and take as much time is usually needed but from the day the divorce is issued the couple is no longer considered married under the law.

A great line to use next time you see a woman that looks good initially but as she comes closer you realize she's not good looking at all. Good from afar but far from good!

I love fashion but I also like it to be of practical use. Look at the hat she's wearing. She can barely see anything. If people can't and won't wear such clothes or accessories, why design them? My first question is to designers. Why design something people will never wear? My second is to the few who buy them. Why buy an otherwise nice design if you'll never wear it? (read more)

Not that this is the most pressing concern of mankind, but if I had to tell you my honest thoughts on this topic I would say a bikini which extends a woman's leg-length, flattens her tummy, lifts her cleavage and makes her feel like Angelina Jolie (but without the six kids in tow) is probably the perfect bikini to invent.