This is a revenge gift idea to your ex. If you had a bad break-up, you can still stay civil and get your revenge. Send her that expensive, sexy lingerie she always liked but can never wear coz it's not her size. If she's big, buy it small, if she's small buy it big. The deliberate choice of size also works as a hint for your taste in women. Size matters, but the onus is also on the women...

I like revenge gifts ideas so here is my mean, dirty and somewhat amusing I hope contribution:

Send tissue paper or hankies to your ex made from used women's pads :)

Instead of buying new ribbon toppers, use a gift bow made from vintage film strips and a recycled button. Slap a safety pin or clasp behind it to turn it into a chic brooch for a snapshooting pal.

I can use samples of your sweat (or other body fluid) and make soap that smells like you, would you buy it as a present for your girlfriend/boyfriend? (yes/no)

I never thought contacting you could be so yummy! The cards exist, I think it is an nice concept for a gift, the person who eats the card might certainly remember the taste of it (good or bad) but forget all about the contact details. In which case what does one do? Vomit? Browse the crap? Just kidding of course! Ok, the business person has to make sure the cookie or chocolate bar on which the contact details are devoured tastes good, is fresh and won't poison the recipient. If you must make the card memorable by taste you might have to buy several of them to satisfy individual tastes which makes it costly. Unless you are a chef! In that job it makes perfect sense to actually use it as a card. Perhaps all chefs should adopt them and it might be the perfect gift to give someone who is a cook :)

Thought of it as revenge gift idea for your ex boyfriend. Send a pair of nice socks with fungus! If revenge is strongly desired, rub the socks to some nice underwear and send it together...

I spotted this gumball machine selling "ideas" for half dollar each in East Village, NY. My first thought was, who really wants to pay half a dollar to buy a fortune cookie without the cookie? No thanks. But as I passed by, I suddenly changed my mind so I turned back to give it a try. This is the idea I got in my first try, "Buy a gumball machine and sell ideas for the low, low price of 25 cents"!! That was "funny" so I thought to try and see what other messages they had in store. Guess what I got next, "Buy a better idea"!!! (read more)

My girlfriend is an excellent cook and since she finds me delicious she said she'd like to cook me one day but she doesn't have the right set of sharp knives to cut slice and dice me without losing my juices in the process. So I decided to buy her a top quality set of sharp knives as part of her Christmas presents and finally experience what it'd be like if my girlfriend cooked me for dinner. I'm thinking of presenting the set as follows. (read more)

Send a box of chocolates to your overweight ex!

isn't it fun to unwrap presents? it adds to the excitement, doesn't it? how can we replicate the experience when it comes to a digital present purchased online and sent via an email link to download? wouldn't it mean more sales if we could somehow produce the effect? one way is to show an animation and replicate the sound of paper torn while the file is downloading. that leaves the hands bare. why do we like unwrapping presents? it's the mystery of not knowing what's inside. or the care that's been taken to present the item as a present. in the latter case it's a symbol that triggers an emotion. how do we come up with that symbol in a digital product offered online? (read more)