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I don't know what words you use to describe them in other languages, but in America some sexual acts are described as a job, just add the words "hand" or "blow" before the job...Either Americans work too hard and see pleasure as a job to be accomplished or they read too much of Aristotle who said that "pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work". Isn't it sad when an act of pleasure is described as a job, or is there a great sense of humor and sarcasm to it?
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talk gets boring need a good joke but can't come up with one? we could use tiny bluetooth earpieces to connect with our cell phone to get the funny lines. set the phone to be recording the talk. while the other person still talks press a button to do an online search for jokes. the keywords will be the last few words spoken till the button was pressed. perhaps a specially built database or site designed for this purpose might be necessary. before you dismiss this as useless imagine how impressive you could sound if you are a beginner in a foreign language :P
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Can't think of a better way to describe the feeling. If your thoughts don't come out easy, maybe it's a good idea to spray the exit a little...
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Spray the exit for the thinking man! |
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Q: How did the ghost free the mummy that was locked en a crypt?
A: Boolean Code
I know its cheesy and maybe only a computer geek would understand the joke. But the idea came to me while my boyfriend was programming.
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'. (read more)
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Last year, they passed a law in California to make it illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving. This year they made it illegal to text. Thank God I can still check email and comments on people's facebook pages. I love you so much 'letter of the law'. The world's a much safer place now!
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what's the material black box is made of? in every plane crash it's usually the only thing that survives so why not make the whole airplane from the same material so that it also survives?
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National armies are called defense armies these days and when they are deployed overseas, this is always justified on the basis of doing good or working to bring peace. If modern armies are forces of good, what about attaching angel wings on military uniforms?
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