Sort of. Since for most people Heaven is imagined as a place to be found somewhere up in the sky, I suggest we solemnly pause and give some thought to the idea of organizing wedding ceremonies up in the sky. Skydiving priests, a nicely decorated plane with large windows and a few weeks of skydiving training for the couple and guests to replace months of wed planning on the ground. Before the vows are given and the couple's ready to kiss, the door opens and everyone goes out the door. When the priest says, 'And now I pronounce you husband and wife', the parachute opens and the groom may kiss the bride all the way to the ground...

sorry-prostitute is america joke to me. she only did her job and did it right, safe sex and no blackmail the customer. only man must apologize to his wife. prostitution is legal in many countries, legal prostitute can only apologize to customer if she offer bad service. prostitute should not care if client is married or has girlfriend, this profession is not charity. if all prostitute start to apologize to wives or girlfriends society will collapse, this is unprofessional and set bad example and precedent. she must take apology back immediate! if she not take back then prostitute association of america must fine her, the client has rights that prostitute remain silent :P (read more)

Can't think of a better way to describe the feeling. If your thoughts don't come out easy, maybe it's a good idea to spray the exit a little...

I don't understand why some people try to compete Google when already Google is the most powerful and intelligent search engine.

i don't claim i know how we could do it but hypothetically speaking, if we could somehow slow down the earth's movement around the sun, wouldn't that add more hours in a day? can't trust we humans will ever be satisfied with more hours in a day, can we? for as long as there is an end to everything we do, we'll never have enough time, right?

I stumbled upon this sign at a restaurant in Tokyo. First I wondered what it might mean. No smoking, sneezing and drinking elephants allowed in the restaurant? No blowing cylindrical items in here? Imaginative and cute for a "No Smoking" sign you will probably only see in Japan.

Reaching out to those people who go over board on Christmas decorations. What about Christmas lights that go on cars? Be the first one in your neighborhood to have the newest thing! The lights could be battery operated or plug into the dash. They would have special clips that make it easy to line your car doors, roof, hood, bumper . . . go crazy!

I've read this story about 40 containers that were washed ashore near Devon, England from a stricken cargo ship and I found it worth sharing. In some of these containers were a lot of expensive, ready to ride BMW motorcycles! The interesting part is that according to international maritime law it is perfectly legal to salvage property from a ship wreckage. So people stormed to the beach before the police arrived and drove off on 50 free new BMW motorbikes!!! Police are now trying to get them back but so far it seems the "thieves" had every right to clean the beach. (read more)

I just saw the preview of a movie whose story is about a man who is born old and grows younger over time. One can find many similar stories in movies and literature. Have you wondered what's so great and appealing about growing younger?

Your life ends in an orgasm which you also get to experience!!

if time is money, then it's time to put an end to people who talk talk talk and talk talk taaaaalk...i don't care if there are people who love their voice too much or if they think they have important things to say. talking time gets fixed, stays same for everyone and is kept short. only the chairperson of the meeting can extend time. if time's up and someone is still taaaaalking he gets spanked by the head-spanking chair, flaaaap!! ok, what's next, what about no one is allowed to cover their neck with cushion. bare necks will make for great spanking sounds. those who become rednecks are out of the meeting :)