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Username: gomez
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Age: 21
Country: Portugal
Last Login: Jan-7-2010
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" |
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Reaching out to those people who go over board on Christmas decorations. What about Christmas lights that go on cars? Be the first one in your neighborhood to have the newest thing! The lights could be battery operated or plug into the dash... |
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Under-inflated tires can lower gas mileage by 0.4 percent for every 1 psi drop in pressure of all four tires... |
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People from France call themselves French. Those from Germany, Germans. Those who are from Italy, Italians... |
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Don't you hate it when the video you take with your camera or phone is noisy with wind? It happened to me many times when I try to take video on a windy day... |
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Talking about horny thoughts! What about a website service where people from all over the world upload a message that would be heard when a taxi driver in China or India or any country in the world presses his or her car horn to warn a pedestrian... |
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I can understand why you need a car diploma to drive and why you must always carry it with you. I don't understand why car insurance must also be mandatory to have... |
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If there are gas mileage standards for car manufacturers why can't we have water mileage standards for manufacturers of laundry machines and dishwashers... |
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I've heard that in German highways there is no speed limit. Do you know other countries without speed limit?
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Investing in something has the meaning that you get something back in return for your money. If you purchase a hybrid car what you get in return is the intangible profit of a less polluted atmosphere... |
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