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Username: amadeus
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Age: 29
Country: United Kingdom
Last Login: Jan-11-2010
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A new term similar to Fuck Off used when someone asks you for a cum of money with more than 8 zeros to its right to invest it for you. If you tell him to Mad Off it can mean Fuck Off or it can mean 'Shit, I'll give it to you only if you can top Madoff's $50 billion summa cum laude'. The second use is reserved for the Abramovich-inspired overchicked sheepskins who fantasize to get hold of the tycon's list of girlfriends and prison escorts. Those guys are easy to spot.
They appetize with 69 Tiger Pronz and dessert it with nitrogened Stella Natura crap at their favorite El Bully restaurant in Spain. So they hire Thantie Newton as their accountant. They claim to play Liszt with both hands on the piano showing off their boobs-grabbing skills required for when the list drops in their pants one day. You'll also see them socialize with other lesser Russian tycons in the hope to Mad it Off one day with Abramovich. They introduce themselves using the pseudonym Richard MadovV, the first denoting their wealth status and the second their disguised ambition to mad it off one day.
Now depending on how you say the term it becomes clear to the listener which one of the two uses you have picked up. If you say it with a smile and a look of surprise on your face you've picked up the second. You are challenging the guy who asked for your money to invest it in a better Ponzi scheme than Madoff did.
If the guy gives a short one-word confident reply using the verb back, it means he believes he is up to the task and the deal is sealed. If he replies with a question, it means he thinks you're asking for the impossible.
The dialogue usually plays out like this
B is confident and seals the deal
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Madoff!
B thinks you're crazy and asks you to Fuck Off
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
Tycon A is not easily fooled so B who is a she and looks like Stella in Rocknrolla blows her smoke in his face and slides the list into his pants...
A: Richard MadovV
B: Stella Pronzi
A: How much for a start?
B: $50 million
A: Mad Off!!!
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
A: Liszt?
B: Yes please |
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She has Madoff's billions. Mad Off!! |
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Ok, this is an idea about an idea. I have always been wondering what is it that makes a movie a good movie?
It's the idea, stupid! The one spark that gets your script going, and you've got your film... |
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What you do is you enter somebody else's property without their permission, and plant seeds. Maybe put daffodils in an unloved corner owned by the electricity company, or turn a dis-used lot into an allotment for the year... |
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i don't know if such invention exists already, but think it would be helpful to people in Africa where malaria kills thousands of children every year... |
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I love to read books and I was thinking of a new business model for online bookstores. Allow customers who pay a monthly fee to either rent or buy as many e-books as they want... |
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What if the fundamental rules under which our global capitalist economy functions were changed for a day? Say there was no price on the menu because you, the buyer, decides how much to pay for a service you received or a product that you bought... |
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Receive notice in your browser or email every day of every new website that is launched. Buying a new domain is not the same as launching a new website, the service should include new websites only! It can have filters to exclude new sites that do not match your preferences. |
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Suppose a new planet with habitable conditions gets discovered and all governments agree to allow purchase of real estate in order to raise money for the new planet's development, would you buy real estate in it? |
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This thought is about inventing the bait that makes dogs enjoy taking a plunge in the water. My friend has two cute little pugs but when it's time for their baths they tend to hide... |
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I think so because the industry has been dominated by men and now needs new perspective. Unless they have been silently watching too much porn all these years and became men-brain washed women must have different perspective which can prove useful... |
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how to tell? cause a one-minute power cut and sink the hall in utter darkness. a good orchestra should be able to keep playing as if nothing happened... |
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